I am not usually the kind of person that puts effort into anything really but I don't have a job anymore so I have nothing else to do so why the fuck not?
andy and kaleb: yes they're still part of the group, sadly neither of them can take the hint. GROW UP! you two you'r having a baby for fuck sake! what the fuck are you going to do when it grows up and its first words are YOUR A FUCKING CUNT MATT? cause really thats all we say around here since he turned in to a cock sucking wannabe isnt it?
and what the fuck kind of role models are we? matt, luke and nicole are the only reasonable humans in the group and nicos only like that cause shes not legaly allowed to fuck any one or get drunk and honestly i wouldnt want any kid of mine (thats not going to happen by the way ever heard of a fucking condom kaleb oh thats rite i remember your excuse now... you might want to try some fucking lubricant its not a party without the balloons guys keep that in mind next time i dont want us to be responsable for the warping of any more tiny minds[by that i mean children]) brought up around a bunch of screwed up teenagers with SERIOUS PROBLEMS

matt and luke: ever notice how everyone talks about them as if they dont exist without eachother? ever think "hang on i wonder why that is"? because they dont really have seperate lives at all do they? if you were to see matt down the street without luke (he always looks like a lost puppy and thats kind of sad really) you would automatically assume that luke is at work and thats just stupid. guys really, we get it, you love eachother great! now you can both move on and get seperate lives like say A NORMAL COUPLE and no nico doesnt count as part of a seperate life because everyone knows shes not real anyway

me: frankly im insulted that i was really the only one who got a negative description get screwed! im not "shallow prick with severe family issues" andrea i think maybe you were looking either at your fiance or a history of the other guys youve fucked. just because your sad unfulfilled life is soon to end when you push something the size of a foot ball out your cunt and end up having to care for it for the next eighteen years (at the end of which you might be of a socially acceptable age to start having children) doesnt mean that everyone who doesnt want to suddenly find mr right (i cant believe thats kaleb even you could do better) and have the spawn of evil right now is shallow and since when have i had family issues? at least my parents were there for my formative years

nico: shes really just a shared imagination. she doesnt exist in reality because that wouldnt make any real sense. i think if she was to exist though i would FUCKING KILL HER for making me listen to androgynoel and this is just a warning to this figment of our collective imagination I WILL FUCKING GUT YOU IF YOU mention the following; noel fielding, russel brand, androgynoel, escape the fate or matt and luke (ah the collective term again) face it, noel fielding is really a woman, russell brand isnt funny and cant act, androgynoel is a FUCKING TERRIBLE SONG, craig cant sing but ronnie was a cunt and matt and luke arent that interesting. there now ive destroyed all that held your life together FUCK OFF

lana, kaylee, kayla, kayle.. fuck it i dont care you get wat im saying her name is ridiculous, deziree  i dont give a fuck if thats not how you spell it and danielle: really girls you would think that after the first few times you would learn but no YOU CANT ACT LIKE LESSOS AND NOT HAVE PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE oops did i type that out loud?

josh: since when did we count him as part of the group? fuck off! nobody really likes him hes just some idiot we found on the street to use and then throw away when we were done. dont form bonds dick head cause your out and as for the whole sex thing i would say he was gay because that would be more fun but hes not so im just not going to waste time

drifters arent welcome FUCK OFF SCRAGS!

baby update : shes pregnant with evil its a fucking monster and we should kill it before it spreads and the name is shit they found it on the internet

WARNING: i dont mean any of the bull shit i wrote. its all lies!

now fuck off

all of you